Yay or Nay: Meat softies - would you cuddle up with one of these?

Following my recent post on meat fashion I now present...meat softies! I know the sky's the limit when it comes to what can be created in felt, but just because you can doesn't mean you should! These are the creation of Sweet Meats, who's website looks like a flyer advertising special offers at the local supermarket meat counter. They don't have much else on there, but with merchandise like this why should they? This pork chop costs US$21.99 and other meats featured are a ham bone, ribs and a chain of sausages. I'm considering creating my own line of veggie food featuring felt bean burgers and tofu sausages! What do you think?