Pointless Craft: Giant fabric condom

I've wracked my brains, but I'm sure that the applications for a giant johnny are limited. You can dress up in it, looking disturbingly like a confused member of the Ku Klux Klan, use it as a makeshift sleeping bag on cold nights or lend it to a blue whale (or other phallically gifted creature). But beyond that, I'm a bit stumped.

But that didn't stop Etsy member Little Elk from making the huge prophylactic, which is 100 times actual size. It does come with some rather nice pillows, that are made to look like large-scale condom packets, and have pockets to store actual condoms. Aha! So at last, there we have it. A use.

Buy it here for $80

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