Kathryn Bigelow scoops the first female Best Director Oscar, Sandra Bullock tells everyone how much she loves them, Jeff Bridges thanks everyone on the planet individually. Isn't it about time that you had your own moment dramatically clutching a shiny, bald, golden statuette to your chest?
If you're not up for embarking on a film career to get you behind that podium you can always make your own Oscar.
The Everything Mom site begins by ruthlessly shaving the head of a charity shop Barbie doll and ends up with a slightly bustier version of the coveted Oscar but with better legs.
Perfect for practising the part where you well up and talk about how honoured you are to be up there with so many other great bald golden Barbie winners.
Just remember to thank us in your speech because without Crafty Crafty you'd be Oscarless. We can say we knew you when.
