World Cup Craft is an odd world and it doesn't get much odder in my eyes than cross stitching the face of a member of the England squad. Still if you're into cross stitch and you feel like stitching yourself a footballer's face then why not?
The Empress of All Things Crafty at The Guardian, Miss Perri Lewis, introduces us to a "strangely compelling" cross stitch pattern for "Wayne Rooney's massive face" from Crossstitcher Magazine.
It's a shame they didn't make one for Defoe after the goal against Slovenia, eh? He'd be on tea towels and samplers across the nation.
Still there's time before the next match if anyone out there wants to give it a go.
