Alien abduction is a serious threat to us all. They're out there. They're weird. They want to steal our precious knowledge and take us to their space Queen so she can drink our brains.
At the forefront of their effort is one human who is shockingly helping them out by giving you a free pattern to crochet a couple of very cute Conjoined Aliens!
Be warned, this is only the beginning of pattern creator, The Crochet Ninja Maggie Vassie's bid for world domination.
She also offers other free patterns to tempt you in. Check out her Kitty Hooded Scarf and the growly Grr! dinosaur.
Lastly she has a tattoo that says 'Knit fast, die warm'. If she's going to take over the world it probably won't be so bad.
