Hmm... After long hours of diagnosis we have come to the conclusion that crafty marvel Steotch has a severe case of cross-stitch fever. Symptoms include prolific sampler stitching, unexpected outbreaks of thread and the craft-obsessiveness to sit down and stitch a likeness of Dr Gregory House.
Unfortunately there appears to be no cure but you can check out new specimens in the Steotch Etsy shop. It's definitely not lupus.

