Call it filth or call it 'mom porn', everyone seems to be shamelessly reading E.L. James' bestseller Fifty Shades of Grey right now (or shamefully - thanks to Kindles and book cosies worldwide) and if it's everywhere then you damn well know someone will be crafting something to go with it.
Not to disappoint, your intrepid Crafty Crafty correspondent (who hasn't read the book and is not likely to. Sorry folks) has taken a deep breath and ventured into the disturbing world of Etsy to bring you Fifty Shades of Handmade Grey. This is what happens when the Christian Grey and Anastasia Steele go crafty. We aim to please.
Check out the saucy selection by clicking the cake image above. All are pretty safe for work too. I couldn't bring myself to share the ones that weren't.
Also you really should all go and read Fifty Shades of Grey vs the geeks over at our favourites geek haven Dorkadore. Genius.
Can I stop looking for Fifty Shades of Grey crafts now, please? Thanks. If it's ok with you lot I'm off to look at pictures of kittens in cups for a very long time.
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