Crafty Marmite fans: the Marmarati needs you!
There are many folks mad about Marmite but just how mad about it are you? The splendiferous spread-crazy folks at Marmite are searching for band of devoted crafty Marmite lovers to join the ranks of the notorious Marmarati.
The society of Marmite lovers' was veiled in secrecy until recently when the Dawn of the Spread invited those who had undying love for the dark and sticky mistress to challenge themselves to spread the love and grab a chance to join the exclusive band.
Those successful in their bid to proclaim their yeast-extract yearnings through the medium of craft will be invited to join the society of Marmite lovers, and get access to exclusive Marmarati trinkets, news direct from the Inner Sanctum of Marmite, exciting events, and even more yet to be revealed.
How you show your crafty crush on the lovely stuff is up to you. Nifty Marmite knitting, a piece of condiment-based crochet, Marmighty macramé, spread-loving sewing. It's up to you.
Other challenges include: art (Venus de Marmite?), photography (Marachrome filter?), cooking (Marmite flambe?), exploration (Marmite in space?), poetry and song (Marmite at the Oasis?), shrines (scary Marmite love) and a Marmarati Party (Marmite with mates).
The Marmarati invites you to "Spread yourself amongst us and you shall be rewarded with the very finest company in the world...what the devil are you waiting for?"
Head over to the Marmarati and sign up to the Marmite madness forthwith!